Week 2 brings some interesting games throughout the league. It also still has some shitty games but that’s football. But we run through every game here.
Ravens at Bengals
Sauce: Ravens
AlecTheAccountant: Ravens
Bshan: Ravens, “Although it would be very Ravens-like to get blown out by the Bengals”
Flan: Ravens, “Can’t tell how good they really are after stomping the worst team in the league but Andy Dalton is a fraud”
El Capitano: Ravens, “I am going to put so much money on Joe Flacco and the Ravens I may die trying”
Burt: Ravens, “I hate joe Flacco, but roll ravens”
Dimes: Bengals, “I took the Bengals and I hate myself”
Chiefs at Steelers
Sauce: Chiefs, “they always get the best of Big Ben Roethlisberger“
AlecTheAccountant: “ummmm” Steelers
Flan: Chiefs, “very good start for them, embarrassing start for the Steelers”
El Capitano: Chiefs, “If you aren’t all over Chiefs Moneyline you should probably launch“
Bshan: Steelers. “Vegas wants you to bet chiefs. And that’s scaring me.“
Burt: Chiefs
Dimes: Steelers, “Cheifs cover steelers win”
Dolphins at Jets
Sauce: Jets
AlecTheAccountant: J.E.T.S
Flan: Jets
El Capitano: Jets, “MVP Darnold and the Jets put on another clinic”
Bshan: Jets
Burt: Jets
Dimes: Jets, “Id rather watch gay porn than watch this game but Jets”
Eagles at Buccaneers
Sauce: Eagles, “Fitzpatrick can’t win two big games in a row.”
AlecTheAccountant: Eagles
Flan: Eagles
El Capitano: Buccaneers, “Eagles can suck a fat one after last week, roll Fitzpatrick and the pirates from Tampa”
Bshan: Eagles
Burt: Eagles
Dimes: Birds
Browns at Saints
Sauce: Saints
AlecTheAccountant: Saints
Flan: Saints
El Capitano: Saints, “Browns got lucky last week but might cover here”
Bshan: Saints. “It will be closer than we thought though”
Burt: Saints, “the browns won’t stop em.”
Dimes: Saints, “Saints will win but Im def betting the browns money line”
Colts at Redskins
Sauce: Redskins
AlecTheAccountant: Skins
Flan: Colts
El Capitano: Redskins, “Cowboy Smith is gonna saddle up these Colts by 20”
Bshan: Colts
Burt: Skins
Dimes; Skins
Chargers at Bills
Sauce: Chargers, “the Bills STINK”
AlecTheAccountant: Chargers, “Phil the Drill”
Flan: Chargers
El Capitano: Chargers, “Bills go 0-16 hot take”
Bshan: Chargers. “Bills suck”
Burt: Chargers
Dimes: Chargers
Vikings at Packers
Sauce: Packers
AlecTheAccountant: Vikings
Flan: Vikings
El Capitano: Vikings
Bshan: Packers
Burt: Packers, “I hate Aaron Rogers but go pack”
Dimes: Pack
Panthers at Falcons
Sauce: Panthers
AlecTheAccountant: Panthers
Flan: Panthers, “ML +195 HAMMER”
El Capitano: Panthers, “SHOW ME THE MONEY JERRY MAQUIRE, Matty Ice has a cold clam”
Bshan: Falcons. “Cam Newton steals computers”
Burt: Panthers
Dimes: Panthers
Texans at Titans
Sauce: Texans, “Marcus Mariota is so overrated”
AlecTheAccountant: Texans.. “Watson bounces back from a tough day against New England”
Flan: Texans, “Texans by 10”
El Capitano: Texans, “Watson is the best play to ever set foot in the ACC”
Bshan: Texans
Burt: Texans
Dimes: Titans
Cardinals at Rams
Sauce: Rams
AlecTheAccountant: LA Rams
Flan: Rams
El Capitano: Rams, “Cardinals 0-16”
Bshan: Rams
Burt: Rams
Dimes: Rams
Lions at 49ers
Sauce: Lions, “Matt Stafford is elite as fuck. Come to New England when Tom’s gone.”
AlecTheAccountant: Lions, “Once again, couldn’t have said it better myself ^^”
Flan: 49ers, “Jimmy will bounce back”
El Capitano: 49ers, “Jimmy needs a little California sun to get back in the swing of things”
Bshan: Lions
Burt: Lions, “Lions in a come back week”
Dimes: 49ers, “Jimmy G”
Raiders at Broncos
Sauce: Broncos
AlecTheAccountant: Raiders
Flan: Broncos
El Capitano: Broncos, “This will be a bloodbath”
Bshan: Broncos.
Burt: Raiders
Dimes: Raiders
Patriots at Jaguars
Sauce: Jaguars, “See you in January”
AlecTheAccountant: Patriots
Flan: Patriots, “Blake Bortles is not good, nor will he ever will be”
El Capitano: Patriots, “Fuck you Jalen Ramsey”
Bshan: Patriots
Burt: Patriots
Dimes: Patriots, “Put your parents house on Tom and Bill”
Giants at Cowboys
Sauce: Giants, “the Cowboys looked awful against the Panthers”
AlecTheAccountant: Giants
Flan: Cowboys, “such an irrelevant game”
El Capitano: Giants, “Jerrys World will go up and flames and Garret will be on the hot seat”
Bshan: Giants
Burt: Giants
Dimes: G-men
Seahawks at Bears
Sauce: Da Bears
AlecTheAccountant: Hawks.. “Toughest game of the week“
Flan: Bears, “idk“
El Capitano: Bears, “Khalil Mack with the handoff to Ditka, its a hook and ladder to Uralcher, TOUCHDOWN Trubitsky, I don’t know it’s gunna be a weird one”
Bshan: Bears “Love that deep-dish. Gimme Chicago“
Burt: Bears
Dimes- Da Bears
Overall Records:
1.Capitano: 10-5-1
2.Willis Dimes: 9-6-1
- BShan: 9-6-1
2.Flan: 9-6-1
5.Burt: 8-7-1
6. Sauce: 7-8-1
7. AlecTheAccountant: 6-9-1
Fuck you Chris.
