I am sick to my stomach after watching tonights “Football Game”

Have a fucking flag why don’t you. This game SUCKED, possibly one of the worst football games that I have ever watched. It was almost like neither team wanted to win the game just trading sacks and interceptions.

This shit fight started off really hot with the Falcons pissing away an opening touchdown drive by getting stuffed on 4th down and the rest of the half was just a mixture of disgusting football and dick for of quarterback play and 2 field goals for 43-year-old Matt Bryant and 1 field goal for Jake Elliott.

The second half was not much better for the two Quarterbacks, Matt Ryan and his jello arm threw a HUGE interception in the red zone late in the 3rd quarter, which was then followed up by a Nick Foles interception. The rest of the game ended with three rushing touchdowns, 2 for Jay Ajai and 1 for Tevin Coleman. The Falcons had their chance to walk it off with a buzzer-beating touchdown but Matt Ryan just threw 4 uncatchable balls inside the 5-yard line.

This game makes that Superbowl loss for the Patriots hurt that much more. Nick Foles…. are you kidding??? Nick Foles went 19/34 passing the ball with 117 yards and an interception tonight. 6 months ago that bum won a Superbowl MVP and threw for 373 yards and 3 fucking touchdowns against Tom Bady’s Patriots. I just mentally got over that Superbowl loss and now I am back to being triggered as fuck. Also, If I have to watch the “Philly Speical” again I will LAUNCH.

I had the Falcons +1 parlayed with the Under of 45. That’s on me.

NFL&College Football Betting Preview

Tampa Bay Buccaneers UNDER 7 Wins -130

I would hammer this under, Jameis Winston is suspended for his actions in an Uber ride in 2016. He’ll be missing for the first three games of the year and RYAN FITZPATRICK is the starting QB. Ryan Fitzpatrick is a can of shit and the Bucs open the first three games of the season against the Saints, Eagles, Steelers.  They also play the Falcons twice, Cam Newton’s Panthers twice and a game against the Texans later in the year. Another reason I love this bet is because of the Bucs coach Dirk Koetter, I give Dirk Keotter five games before he gets canned this year. The Tampa Bay Buccaneers are straight dysfunctional. Hammer the Under.

 

Houston Texans win the AFC South +175

We saw a small sample size of Deshaun Watson last year (7 games) before he went down with a torn ACL but what we did see was a scary talented Quarterback. Deshaun also has a couple weapons to play with, Deandre Hopkins is a top 3 Wide Receiver in the NFL and can pretty much catch anything you throw his way. The Texans defense gets a healthy J.J Watt back to go along with Jadevon Clowney and newly acquired safety Tyrann Mathieu aka The Honey Badger. Former Patriots Offensive Coordinator and QB guru Bill O’Brien has a superstar QB at his disposal for the first time since he coached Tom Brady, lets see what he does with him.

 

New England Patriots win the Superbowl +600

It might sound like the world is ending down at 1 Patriot Place in Foxborough but don’t kid yourself, Tom Brady and Bill Belichick are not going to let this opportunity slip away after the loss in Superbowl 51. The 2018 season is going to be the Tom Brady revenge tour. One Final run to the Superbowl to put the doubters down one last time and quite frankly I can’t wait to witness it. +600 is stealing money. Tom Brady hears the noise and I’m positive he is going to respond to the noise like he always does, with championships.

 

NCAAF Futures:

Oregan Ducks win PAC-12 +1000

The Oregan Ducks are a great value play to win the PAC-12. They have the best Quarterback in all of College Football in Justin Herbert. Another reason I love Oregon is because of their favorable home schedule. They will host Stanford, Washington, and UCLA, home field advantage plays a huge factor in college sports and I’m ready to ride with Oregon and new head coach Willie Taggart to win the PAC-12.

 

 

Kahlil Tate wins the Heisman Trophy +1400

 

 

 

Kahlil Tate is a bad man. He has that wow factor like Lamar Jackson and many other dual threat Quarterbacks of the past. I see great value in +1400, especially in a player who can throw and run the ball like Kahlil Tate.

 

 

Wisconsin Wins NCAAF Playoffs +1500

Wisconson has been one of the most consistent football teams in the last decade, with numerous 10 win seasons Wisconsin is on the right track to be there with the Bama’s and Clemson’s in the big dance. Christian Hornibrook will play behind the nation’s best line, throw to a group of veteran receivers and hand off to sophomore Jonathan Taylor who last year broke Adrian Peterson’s FBS freshman rushing record with 1,977 yards. Wisconsin’s has one big test at Michigan on 10/13, that test will determine their fate but you have to love an exonerated team like the Badgers.

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We are 5 for our last 6 with a huge 3/3 last night. Let’s keep it rolling tonight.

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  1. Red Sox -1.5   because I honestly don’t think this team will ever lose a game ever again, also Sandt Leon is catching tonight and the Sox are 25-1 in the last 26 games that he has caught in.
  2. Astros -150  Verlander is on the hill tonight in a big AL West matchup against the Mariners. This is a big game for the Astros at home tonight and I think they pull it off.
  3. Patriots Moneyline -135 because why the fuck not. The public is all over the Redskins for some reason and I think Brian Hoyer is going to light it up with Tom Brady not dressing tonight.
  4. Browns and Giants over 35 points. I just love points and football and its Baker Mayfield time in Clevland.

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We went 2/3 last night with wins by the Red Sox and Dodgers. Tonight is a pretty dope slate and it’s my Mom’s birthday so I think that means we basically already won.

  1. Redsox -1.5 +120 (The Redsox bats are too hot and this is a big start for our boy Brian Johnson if he gives the Sox a quality start he’ll take Pomeranz spot in the rotation.)
  2. A’s +150 ( Lots of value in the A’s tonight. The public is all over the Dodgers 82% and 18% on the A’s. I’ve been burned too many times siding with the public and the A’s are playing a big game in the AL wildcard race with a Mariners loss earlier today.)
  3. Braves&Nationals over 9 runs (It’s my moms birthday and there’s going to be mad runs in this game on ESPN at 7)

Instant Reaction: Redsox 10 BlueJays 7

 

You’re kidding, right? Mitchy Moreland is a bad man. JBJ is a mediocre man. How about J.D? You saw him in the top of the 8th in the dugout practicing his swing. He Goes out there takes two pitches and then parks his 34th home run and drives in his 97th RBI. That home run made it 5-3 Sox. J.D, Mitch & JBJ were all the sox had tonight offensively combing for all 10 Red Sox runs. Drew Pomeranz is a bum he went 4 2/3 innings. 4 hits 2 runs 1 strikeout 5 walks. 5 fucking walks. Get Drew Pomeranz out of my life. Drew has had one of the worst seasons that I’ve seen in a long time. Basically, Drew Pomeranz is a mental midget and doesn’t have what it takes to pitch in Boston. Brian Johnson is going to take his spot in the rotation and that is a good thing for Red Sox nation. Brian Johnson has passion and pitches with balls. He’s a guy we can all get behind. In his Last start against the Yankees, BJ had 11 strikeouts in 5 innings. This Red Sox Bullpen really scares me, Joe Kelly, Matt Barnes, and Kimbrel and Tyler Thornburg all let up an earned run. Those three guys are supposed to be our end of the game “gauntlet of death” they pitch like a bunch of fairies if you ask me. In the playoffs, the Red Sox bats are not always going to be able to bail this team out when the bullpen shits the bed. It wasn’t pretty for the first 9 innings but as they always do, the Red Sox did not disappoint.

80 wins and 34 Losses

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Willis Dimes aka Willy Live Bet aka Willy Parlays and Willy Winners here to give you my 3 best plays of the night. Hop on the train on your boring tuesday night.

 

 

I have 3 locks for tonight’s slate:

  1. Redsox -135( I’m going, to be honest, I bet the Redsox every single night, But seriously how could you not. This team is on pace for fucking 113 wins right now. This start is also what I consider a must-win for Drew Pomeranz if he wants to be considered for a spot on the playoff roster. You saw it this weekend. The Sox can come back from any deficit.)
  2. Dodgers -110 (The time is now for the Dodgers to make their moves. They made all of their deadline moves, Machado and Dozier. Justin Turner is back in the lineup tonight as well. The dangerous Dodgers lineup gets a DH spot playing in the American Leauge ballpark.)
  3. D-Backs -1.5( This game is a big game against two division leaders (Phillies). The D-Backs have Zack Greinke on the Hill tonight and he has been DEALING as of late. He’s their ace and this could be a Wildcard one-game playoff in October. D-Backs are also trying to hold their .5 game lead on the Dodgers.

 

Take em seperate. Or parlay em. Lets Goooo.